Whatever you end up doing this Valentine’s day, we hope you enjoy this cathartic moan about your very closest companion, your brain. This poem is inspired by one from this film, but I didn’t have to tell you that, did I? Please follow the links (underlined text) in the poem to learn more about the brain facts that grab your attention.
♥ 11 things I hate about you, Brain ♥
I hate the way you don’t remember
How things actually went
But mostly, I hate that your dreams aren’t real
Yes brain, get bent.
Tune in next year for another masterpiece, ‘12 things I hate about you, oesophagus’.
(Very helpfully) edited by Jonathan